If Joe Only Had a Brain: A List of Biden’s Greatest Accomplishments

Dr. Richard Blakley
Jan 18
4 min read

Updated: Jan 25

The scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz stumbles around, falls down, and professes he has no brain. Sound familiar? Let’s consider Biden’s brainless “accomplishments.”

Promising destruction of the oil industry, President Joe’s first day cost America 59,000 good paying jobs, $9.6 billion dollars to the economy, and 830,000 barrels of crude oil per day. Biden impacted fuel development, suspended permits, and pressured banks not to finance fossil fuel projects. Biden’s foolish policies increased gas prices from $1.78/gallon, to $5/gallon. This was before the Ukraine-Russia war. Biden’s policies caused high gas prices.

Biden forgot people drive cars to work, trucks deliver to stores, and homes heat with oil and natural gas.

This led to Joe’s next “accomplishment,” inflation. In 2022 Rep. Mike Gallagher stated, “Inflation has gone up every month of the Biden Presidency and just hit another 40-year high.” Even Politifact “fact checkers” agree this is true, listing inflation numbers.

Joe forgot that as he increased gas prices, inflation would increase, and everything would cost more.

Joe’s “accomplishments” include trillion-dollar spending. In his first 100 days, Biden had “$6 trillion in spending [with a democrat-controlled House and Senate].” Ridiculous amounts of spending hide democrat’s pork additions, like AOC’s $1 million basketball court in the December 2022 50,000-page Democrat House bill. Biden bragged about “deficit reduction,” while adding $10 trillion in new spending. With a $33 trillion deficit Joe wants to spend more. Senator Grassley stated, “decades ago when the federal government was staring at a $200 billion budget deficit, Senator Joe Biden warned of ‘economic disaster’ unless Congress took ‘dramatic actions on the deficit right now.’” Speaking of Biden today, Senator Grassley stated, “[Biden’s] proposal continues to take our nation down a path of fiscal and economic ruin…. Biden’s vision … includes $5 trillion in tax hikes on all income levels.... [including] millions of families with incomes under $400,000, …more taxes, more debt.” Senator Rick Scott stated, “reckless spending pushed by … Biden … is causing growing inflation, rising prices on everyday goods, which hurts all American families.”

Joe forgot that trillions in deficit spending increases debt, increases inflation, and increases foreign indebtedness.

Another of Joe’s “accomplishments” is his repeated lying to American people. Lying has earned Joe several awards, such as “bottomless Pinocchio” from the Washington Post. One article stated, “The misinformation from …[Biden’s] administration far exceeds any fake Russian misinformation that our media could ever conjure.”

Joe forgot the Bible says, “be sure your sin will find you out” (Numbers 32:23).

Another “accomplishment” is draining the Strategic Oil Reserve (SOR) intended for wars and major crises. Joe set a new low not seen since the days of Jimmy Carter, even selling millions of barrels of oil to Communist China. So, Hunter’s laptop was correct concerning Biden and China with text stating, “The Biden’s are the best … at doing exactly what the chairman [Xi] wants.”

Joe forgot this successfully damages the U.S. preparedness for war.

Joe’s next “accomplishment” is signing LGBTQ executive orders so dress-wearing men can dance topless on the White House lawn showing their breast implants and the effects of hormone drugs, while Biden issues the first presidential proclamation recognizing “a Transgender Day of Visibility.” Joe’s mandates have destroyed biological women’s sports, caused 11-year-old girls to be assigned to sleep with dress-wearing boys on field trips, and the list continues.

What a deranged “accomplishment.”

Next is Joe’s auto industry “accomplishments” were he’s force-transitioning America to battery-exploding, 30%-heavier, rapid-tire-consuming, parking-deck-collapsing EV cars and busses having a major lack of charging stations and will cost a 40% job loss according to the CEO of Ford.

Besides all the problems, Joe forgot that EVs make us more dependent upon China for Rare Earth Elements (REEs) for batteries.

Then there’s Joe’s “accomplishment” with whale-killing, bird-chopping, bat-lung-exploding, radar-defense-disrupting wind turbines, which again increases our dependency upon China for more REEs. Also, no one knows what to do with the 300-foot-long turbine blades needing replacement every 15 years.

Joe forgot about that one, too.

Joe’s “accomplishments” in foreign affairs include majorly blundering the military pullout in Afghanistan, killing Americans, abandoning others, and leaving billions in military equipment, which the Taliban are happily selling. Also, refusing to meet with Putin, Joe started a proxy war with Russia in Ukraine killing thousands of people, costing billions of dollars. Then Biden lifted sanctions, releasing billions to Iran, funding insane terrorists which conduct barbaric attacks on civilians, including brutally killing, raping, and taking hostages.

Once again, Joes forgot to count the cost of his policies.

There are many more “accomplishments” like destruction of the natural gas industry, the nuclear industry, hydroelectric dams, implementing solar power, while blocking the sun, attacking dishwashers, AC units, gas stoves, and gas heaters.

The scarecrow from the Land of Oz visited the wizard to get a brain. Considering Joe’s forgetfulness and lack of foresight, I realized the problem. Not finding “the yellow brick road,” Joe forgot to skip along to visit the “Wizard of Oz” to receive his brain.

Perhaps “the yellow brick road” was actually made of gold bars. So, with democrats hiding them in their closets, they destroyed that too.

Researching this article, I was inspired to write a song.

‘Cause He Doesn’t Have a Brain

(lyrics by Richard Blakley, music written by Harold Arlen, If I Only Had a Brain)

His name is Joe Bid-en,

In his basement he’s a hid-in’,